New Blog!

Mmmmm I love the smell of a brand new blog! And this time I am going to be smart and not include my email address. A good thing, because people were always emailing me death threats and the like, always whining about me saying I hate them and they and the rest of their race should go burn their eyes out with acid. Anyway the moral of the story is people who email me have a weird habit of dissappearing. As in I keep them in a cage in my basement. They are good fun actually, throw a couple of breadcrumbs and things get violent. If anyone decides to tell me that is a humanitarian violation can kiss my A